Funny Cat Names

Cat names that are funny, amusing, unusual, unique, or clever.
We hope our list will one day be The Hall of Fame of Funny Cat Names.

  • Ali Kat (for that cat that you or the kids found in some back alley).
  • Anstophles (sound it out (a-nest o’-fleas!))
  • Ashes
  • Azzizi (means "Precious One" in Swahili)
  • Bibbs
  • Blackie (okay, not that original).
  • Bob (great for a mix that is part Bobcat!, Hey it has happened!
  • Boots
  • Boots Wellington
  • Cat Ballou
  • Certs Alert (or fish breath)
  • Chat-Noir (means black cat in French)
  • Cocoa (could be good name for a Siamese)
  • Curly (remember the the stooges?)
  • DatCat (you know, like DisCat)
  • Deception (for the sneeky cat)
  • DisCat (you know, like Dat Cat)
  • Eight Ball (another name for that black cat of yours)
  • Esau (red and hairy)
  • Fat Cat (need we explain)
  • Fatty
  • Free Lunch (for that cat that adopted us)
  • Froggy (hey can be what they like to hunt for)
  • Gaki Neko (more or less translates “Bratty Cat”)
  • Goulash (calico with lots of different colors)
  • Greedy Muldoon (can he eat)
  • Hal (short for halitosis)
  • Hobie Cat
  • Intruder (just showed up and took over)
  • Jester (cute name for someones cat that had a floppy ear. Reminded her of a Jesters hat)
  • Joy Babe
  • Keys (key like colored patch)
  • Kit Kat (you knew it was coming)
  • Listerine (any quesses)
  • Mao Tse Tung (mouse-say-tongue)
  • Meow Tse Tung (mouse-say-tongue)
  • Migi (prounced “Gigi” like the movie, Japanese for righteous)
  • Miss Chickapea
  • Moonshine (big round eyes)
  • Munchkin
  • Nezumi (nay zoo me)
  • Noseeme
  • Obelix
  • Oreo (black & white)
  • Pan d’Monium
  • Patches (another cute name for a calico)
  • Pepperoni
  • Piddle Paws
  • Princess Yum Yum
  • Ragamuffin
  • Rudolph Valentino
  • Sally Ashes
  • Shen Nikko (Shen is Chinese for Spirit, Nikko Japanese for Cat)
  • Shamoo
  • Skreech (for the cat that makes those skreeching sounds)
  • Smelly Wonder (you can figure it out)
  • Sugar Foot (great for a cat with white feet)
  • Sukey (for a Siamese)
  • Sweetpea
  • TacoLi (Siamese with big ears, like the Chihuahua on the Taco Bell commercial)
  • Taz (after the Tasmanian Devil)
  • THE CAT (Theodore Hewitt Edward Cat. Or Mr. T for short)
  • Tiggaboo (likes to play hide-n-seek)
  • Tootles (was just here)
  • Tripod
  • Tubby or Tubbs
  • Tuna
  • Wasabi (good for a Siamese)
  • Whisker Lickenz
  • Xena the Warrior Kitty
  • Yetti (big white cat)

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